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O'Reilly's Daughter

I was sitting by the fire, enjoying O'Reilly's whiskey and water.
Suddenly, the thought come in to me head
That I have never had his daughter.
Yicadyo & yicadyyea
Yicadyyic for the one-
Eyed Reilly
Yicadyo & yicadyyea
Yicadicadictraybum.
Slowly up the stairs I crept,
And I put me left leg over.
She didn't say yes, she didn't say no,
But she laughed like hell when it was over.
We did its tanding, We did it lying,
And if she were a bird, We'd a-done it flying.
SlowlydownthestairsIcrept,
WhoshouldImeetbuttheone-eyedReilly.
Two-horsepistolinhishand,
Lookingforthemanwhoshaggedhisdaughter.
O'Reillytookashotatme,
Buthemissedmebyamileandaquarter,
Hithisdaughteronthespot,
Rightonthespotwhereshemakeswater.
IgrabbedO'Reillybythehair,
Andshovedhisheadinabucketofwater,
Ishovedthempistolsuphisarse,
AdamnedsightquickerthanIshaggedhisdaughter.
NowI'mgettingoldandgray,
Andmehairisgetting'shorter,
ButI'llremembertomedyingday,
ThenightIhadO'Reilly'sdaughter.

 


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