That Short Word
Those parts of a woman that appeal to man's depravity
Are fashioned with extraordinary care.
What often seems to us to be a simple little cavity
Is really an elaborate affair.
Now doctors of distinction have examined these phenomena
In dozens of experimental dames
And they made a list of all this feminine abdomina
And given them delightful Latin names.
There's the vulva, the vagina and the jolly perineum
The hymen that is sometimes found in brides
And lots of other fancy names that I just can not remember.
The clitoris, and God knows what besides.
So now isn't it a pity when we common people chatter
Of the mysteries to which we have just referred
That we use for such a delicate and complicated matter
Such a short and very unattractive word.
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