Rastus

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Rastus

I have a dog whose name is Rastus
Tralala,tralalala
I have a dog whose name is Rastus
Oh Shit.
I have a dog whose name is Rastus
When he farted he damn near gassed us
Shit all round the room trala
He shits all round the room

I have a dog whose name is Rover
Tralala, tralalala
I have a dog whose name is Rover
Oh Shit.
I have a dog whose name is Rover
When he shits he shit all over
Shit all round the room trala
He shits all round the room

IhaveadogwhosenameisWatson
Tralala,tralalala
IhaveadogwhosenameisWatson
OhShit.
IhaveadogwhosenameisWatson
Thecheeksofhisassgotpurplespotson
Shitallroundtheroomtrala
Heshitsallroundtheroom

I have a dog, a big Great Dane
Tralala, tralalala
I have a dog, a big Great Dane
Oh Shit.
I have a dog, a big Great Dane
Wipes his ass then pulls the chain
Shit all round the room trala
He shits all round the room

 


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