The Chandler's Shop
Now, as I went down to the chandler's shop,
Some candles for to buy
Well, I went into the chandler's shop,
But no one could I spy.
Well,Iwasdisappointed,
AndsomeangrywordsIsaid
WhenIheardthesoundsofa***,
Rightabovemehead.
Now,Iwasslick,andIwasquick,
AndupthemstairsIsped.
Well,verysurprisedwasItofind,
TheChandler'swifeinbed.
Now,shewaswithanotherman,
Ofquiteconsiderablesize
And,theywerehavinga***,
Rightbeforemeeyes.
Now,whenthefunwasoveranddone,
Andtheladyraisedherhead
Well,Quitesurprisedwasshetofind
Mestandingbyherbed.
Now,ifyouwillbediscretemeboy,
Ifyoucouldbesokind
Well,youcancomeupforsome***,
Wheneveryoufeelinclined.
Now,many'stheday,andmany'sthenight,
Whenthechandlerisn'thome
Tobuymeselfsomecandles,
Tothechandler'sshopI'llroam.
But,neveraoneshegavetome,
Shegavetomeinstead
Justalittlebitmoreofthat***
Tolightmewaytobed.
Nowallyemarriedmentakeheed,
Wheneveryougototown.
Ifyoumustleaveyourwomanalone,
Besuretotieherdown.
Butifyouwouldbesokindtoher,
Justlayherdownthereonthefloor
Andgivehersomuchofthat***,
Thatshewon'twantanymore.
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- I'm Looking Under Time: 1:02
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