All About Turds
Therewasanoldladywholivedonourstreet.
Herstomachwasstopped,shehadtoomuchtoeat.
Shetookliverpillswithoutreadingthebox.
Beforeshecouldturnturdswereflyinglikerocks
Chorus
Toorahla,toorahlay
Arollingstonegathers
nomosssotheysay.
Singalongwiththebirds.
It'sawonderfulsong,
butit'sallaboutturds.
Sherantothewindowandthrustoutherass.
Andjustatthatmomentacowboydidpass.
Heheardtheloudnoise,helookeduponhigh
Andabloodybigturdcaughthimrightintheeye.
HelookedtotheEast,helookedtotheWest.
Afastflyingturdcaughthimrightinthechest.
HelookedtotheNorth,helookedtotheSouth
Andabloodybigturdcaughthimrightinthemouth.
Soifeveryourideontheflatriverbridge
Lookoutforacowboyasleepontheridge.
Onhischestisasignwhereonwritarethesewords,
"Bekindtoacowboyblindedbyturds."
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- Hedge Hog Time: 0:47
- That Short Word Time: 1:20
- Daisy Time: 0:46
- Ring Dang Do Time: 2:13
- All About Turds [aka Blinded By Shit] Time: 2:52
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