The Queens Marines
I don't want to join the Army,
I don't want to go to war,
I just want to go down to old Soho
Pinching all the girls in the shoulder blades.
Idon'sneednoforeignwomen,
London'sfullofgirlsI'veneverhad
IjustwanttogodowntooldSoho
Andfollowinthefootstepsofmedad,
GarBlimey.
Chorus
Calloutthemembersofthe
Queen'sMarines.
CallouttheKing'sArtillery.
Youcancalloutmemother,me
sister,ormebrother
Butforgod'ssake,don'tcallme.
Mondaynightmehandwasonherankle,
Tuesdaynightmehandwasonherknee.
TwasWednesdaynightsuccess,
Iliftedupherdress.
Thursdaynight,Iliftedupherpinkchemise
Fridaynight,Ilaidmehanduponit
TwasSaturdaynight,Igaveitalittletweak,
TwasSundayaftersupper,Ifinallygotitupher
AndnowI'mpayingsevenbobtheweek,
GarBlimey.
Idon'twanttojointheNavy,
Idon'twanttogotowar
I'dratherhangaround,Piccadillyonthetown
Livingofftheearningsofanhigh-classlady.
Idon'twantnobulletsupmearsehole,
Idon'twantmebuttocksshotaway
I'dratherstayinLondon,
Jolly,jollyLondon
Andfornicatemebloodylifeaway,
GarBlimey.
- Sault Antlers
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Sault Antler's CD
- The Bastard King of England Time: 3:30
- Blow the Man Down Time: 3:09
- English Nobilio [aka The Gay Caballero] Time: 1:39
- Walk A Little Way Time: 0:53
- Cats on the Rooftops Time: 2:47
- Hedge Hog Time: 0:47
- That Short Word Time: 1:20
- Daisy Time: 0:46
- Ring Dang Do Time: 2:13
- All About Turds [aka Blinded By Shit] Time: 2:52
- Fireship Time: 3:02
- Farter Mine Time: 2:13
- What Color? [aka The Mayor of Bayswater] Time: 2:52
- With Me Hand Time: 1:19
- None is Bigger than Mine [aka Four Old Whores from Baltimore] Time: 1:41
- All for me Grog Time: 2:46
- With Baited Breath Time: 1:02
- Rastus Time: 2:45
- Hitler Time: 1:28
- Virgin Sturgeon Time: 1:56
- Man on Top of Woman Time: 0:48
- Suzanne Time: 1:48
- Maid from Amsterdam Time: 1:54
- Kafusalem Time: 2:11
- Sexual Life of the Camel Time: 0:51
- Daffney Time: 0:33
- Winnipeg Whore Time: 1:48
- I'm Looking Under Time: 1:02
- The Chandler Shop Time: 1:45
- Four Letter Words Time: 3:05
- Queens Marines [aka I Don't Want to Join the Army] Time: 2:18
- O'Reily's Daughter Time: 3:28
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