The Farta From Sparta
There was a young fellow from Sparta
Who was really a magnificent farter.
On the strength on one bean
He'd fart God Save the Queen
And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
He could vary with proper persuasion
His farts to suit any occasion.
He could fart like a flute,
Like a lark, like a lute,
This highly fartistic Caucasian.
He'dfartagavotteforastarter
Andfizzleafineseronata.
Hecouldplayonhisanus
Thecoriolanus,
Oofboomer-tumtootleyumtah-tah.
HewasgreatintheChristmascantata.
Hecoulddouble-stopfartthetoccata.
He'dboomfromhisass
Bach'sBminorMass
Andincounterpoint,LaTraviata.
Spurredonbyaveryhighwager
WithanenviousLieutenantMajor.
Heproceededtofart
Thecompleteoboepart
OfaHaydenOctetinBMajor.
Itwentoffinthecapitalstyle,
Andhefarteditthroughwithasmile.
Thenfeelingquitejolly
Hetriedthefinale
Blowingdouble-stoppedfartsallthewhile.
Theselectionwastoughweadmit,
Butitdidnotdismayhimonebit.
Thenwithassthrownaloft
Hesuddenlycoughed
Andcollapsedinashowerof…
- Sault Antlers
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Sault Antler's CD
- The Bastard King of England Time: 3:30
- Blow the Man Down Time: 3:09
- English Nobilio [aka The Gay Caballero] Time: 1:39
- Walk A Little Way Time: 0:53
- Cats on the Rooftops Time: 2:47
- Hedge Hog Time: 0:47
- That Short Word Time: 1:20
- Daisy Time: 0:46
- Ring Dang Do Time: 2:13
- All About Turds [aka Blinded By Shit] Time: 2:52
- Fireship Time: 3:02
- Farter Mine Time: 2:13
- What Color? [aka The Mayor of Bayswater] Time: 2:52
- With Me Hand Time: 1:19
- None is Bigger than Mine [aka Four Old Whores from Baltimore] Time: 1:41
- All for me Grog Time: 2:46
- With Baited Breath Time: 1:02
- Rastus Time: 2:45
- Hitler Time: 1:28
- Virgin Sturgeon Time: 1:56
- Man on Top of Woman Time: 0:48
- Suzanne Time: 1:48
- Maid from Amsterdam Time: 1:54
- Kafusalem Time: 2:11
- Sexual Life of the Camel Time: 0:51
- Daffney Time: 0:33
- Winnipeg Whore Time: 1:48
- I'm Looking Under Time: 1:02
- The Chandler Shop Time: 1:45
- Four Letter Words Time: 3:05
- Queens Marines [aka I Don't Want to Join the Army] Time: 2:18
- O'Reily's Daughter Time: 3:28
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