Maid From Amsterdam

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The Maid From Amsterdam

In Amsterdam, there lived a maid.
Mark well what he does say.
In Amsterdam, there lived a maid.
And I was mistress of me trade.
I'll go no more arovin'
With you fair maid.

Arovin',arovin',Sincerovin'sbeenmeruin,
I'llgonomorearovin',Withyoufairmaid
Iputmehanduponherknee.
Markwellwhathedoessay.
Iputmehanduponherknee.
Shesaid,"Youngman,you'reratherfree."
I'llgonomorearovin'
Withyoufairmaid.

Iputmehanduponherthigh.
Markwellwhathedoessay.
Iputmehanduponherthigh.
Shesaid,"Youngman,you'reratherhigh."
I'llgonomorearovin'
Withyoufairmaid.

Iputmehanduponherduff.
Markwellwhathedoessay.
Iputmehanduponherduff.
Shesaid,"Youngman,pleasedon'tberough."
I'llgonomorearovin'
Withyoufairmaid.

AndthenIslippedherontheblocks.
Markwellwhathedoessay.
AndthenIslippedherontheblocks.
Shesaid,"Youngman,I'vegotthepox."
I'llgonomorearovin'
Withyoufairmaid.

Andwhenshespentmewholeyearspay.
Markwellwhathedoessay.
Andwhenshespentmewholeyearspay.
Iweighedmeanchorandsailedaway.
I'llgonomorearovin'
Withyoufairmaid.
 


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