English Nobilio [aka The Gay Caballero]
There once was an English nobilio,
Who lived in an English castelio,
He was proud of hist ralalalilio,
And the works of his tweedle dumdee,
Ah yes, the works of his tweedle dumdee.
One day he went to the theatilio,
Where he met a lovely dancilio,
She excited hist ralalalilio
And the works of his tweedle dumdee,
Ah yes, the works of his tweedle dumdee.
He took her back to his castlelio,
And laid her upon the bedilio,
He inserted his tralalalilio
And the works of his tweedle dumdee,
Ah yes, the works of his tweedle dumdee
Nine days later he saw the doctilio,
For he had a fine dose of clapilio,
Al lover his tralalalilio
And the works of his tweedle dumdee,
Ah yes, the works of his tweedle dumdee.
Now he sits in his English castlelio,
With handfuls of cotton wadilio,
Just swabbing his tralalalilio
And the works of his tweedle dumdee,
Ah yes, the works of his tweedle dumdee.
- Sault Antlers
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Sault Antler's CD
- The Bastard King of England Time: 3:30
- Blow the Man Down Time: 3:09
- English Nobilio [aka The Gay Caballero] Time: 1:39
- Walk A Little Way Time: 0:53
- Cats on the Rooftops Time: 2:47
- Hedge Hog Time: 0:47
- That Short Word Time: 1:20
- Daisy Time: 0:46
- Ring Dang Do Time: 2:13
- All About Turds [aka Blinded By Shit] Time: 2:52
- Fireship Time: 3:02
- Farter Mine Time: 2:13
- What Color? [aka The Mayor of Bayswater] Time: 2:52
- With Me Hand Time: 1:19
- None is Bigger than Mine [aka Four Old Whores from Baltimore] Time: 1:41
- All for me Grog Time: 2:46
- With Baited Breath Time: 1:02
- Rastus Time: 2:45
- Hitler Time: 1:28
- Virgin Sturgeon Time: 1:56
- Man on Top of Woman Time: 0:48
- Suzanne Time: 1:48
- Maid from Amsterdam Time: 1:54
- Kafusalem Time: 2:11
- Sexual Life of the Camel Time: 0:51
- Daffney Time: 0:33
- Winnipeg Whore Time: 1:48
- I'm Looking Under Time: 1:02
- The Chandler Shop Time: 1:45
- Four Letter Words Time: 3:05
- Queens Marines [aka I Don't Want to Join the Army] Time: 2:18
- O'Reily's Daughter Time: 3:28
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