Suzanne Was A Lady
Suzanne was a lady
With plenty of class.
Who knocked the boys dead
When she wiggled her
Eyes at the fellows,
As girls sometimes do.
To make it quite plain,
That she wanted to
Go for a walk
Or a stroll through the grass,
Then hurry back home
For a nice piece of
Ice cream and cake
And a piece of roast duck.
Then after the meal
She was ready to
Go for a walk
Or a stroll on the dock
With any young man
With a sizeable
Roll of green bills
And a pretty good front.
And if he talked nice
She would show him her
Little pet dog,
Who is subjected to fits.
And maybe let him
Grab a'hold of her
Little white hand
With a movement so quick.
Then she would lean over
And tickle his
Chin while she showed
What she once learned in France.
And asked the poor fellow
To take off his
Coat while she sang,
"Off the Mandalay Shore."
For whatever she was,
Suzanne was no bore.
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- The Bastard King of England Time: 3:30
- Blow the Man Down Time: 3:09
- English Nobilio [aka The Gay Caballero] Time: 1:39
- Walk A Little Way Time: 0:53
- Cats on the Rooftops Time: 2:47
- Hedge Hog Time: 0:47
- That Short Word Time: 1:20
- Daisy Time: 0:46
- Ring Dang Do Time: 2:13
- All About Turds [aka Blinded By Shit] Time: 2:52
- Fireship Time: 3:02
- Farter Mine Time: 2:13
- What Color? [aka The Mayor of Bayswater] Time: 2:52
- With Me Hand Time: 1:19
- None is Bigger than Mine [aka Four Old Whores from Baltimore] Time: 1:41
- All for me Grog Time: 2:46
- With Baited Breath Time: 1:02
- Rastus Time: 2:45
- Hitler Time: 1:28
- Virgin Sturgeon Time: 1:56
- Man on Top of Woman Time: 0:48
- Suzanne Time: 1:48
- Maid from Amsterdam Time: 1:54
- Kafusalem Time: 2:11
- Sexual Life of the Camel Time: 0:51
- Daffney Time: 0:33
- Winnipeg Whore Time: 1:48
- I'm Looking Under Time: 1:02
- The Chandler Shop Time: 1:45
- Four Letter Words Time: 3:05
- Queens Marines [aka I Don't Want to Join the Army] Time: 2:18
- O'Reily's Daughter Time: 3:28
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