None Is Bigger Than Mine

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None Is Bigger Than Mind

Three old whores from Halifax
Was drinkin' of sherry wine
When one of them says to the other two
"None is bigger than mine."

Chorus

So, follow the ship me hardies
Sprinkle the decks with brine
Bend to the oars, you lousy whores
None is bigger than mine.

"You'realiar,"saidthefirstoldwhore.
Mine'sasbigasthemoon.
AmanwentinthemonthofMay
Andnevercameout'tillJune.
"You'realiar,"saidthesecondoldwhore.
Mine'sasbigasthesea.
Theshipscomeinandtheshipsgoout
Andneveratickletome.
"You'realiar,"saidthethirdoldwhore.
Mine'sasbigastheair.
Thesuncouldsetinthecrackofmyarse
Andneversingeoffmyhair.
"You'realiar,"saysthefirstagain.
I'dblushtobesosmall.
Many'sthefleetthatsailedrightin
Andnevercameoutatall.
 


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