Ring Dang Doo
Ring dang doo, pray what is that?
Soft and warm like a pussycat
Round and firm and split in two,
She said it was her ring dang doo.
She said it was her ring dang doo.
She said I was a damn fine feller,
Invited me down to her cellar.
She gave me wine and whiskey too
And let me play with herring dang doo.
And let me play with herring dang doo.
"You god damn fool, "her mother said,
"You've gone and broke your maidenhead.
Well pack your trunk and suitcase too
And go to hell with your ring dang doo."
And go to hell with your ring dang doo.
She went downtown, became a whore,
She hung a sign outside her door.
Just ten pounds for a start will do
To take a whirl a the ring dang doo.
To take a whirl a the ring dang doo.
They came by twos, they came by fours,
Then finally they came in scores.
She was glad when they were through
For they had wrecked her ring dang doo.
For they had wrecked herring dang doo.
Now she lies beneath the sod
Her soul they say has gone to God
But down in Hell when Satan's blue
He takes a crack at the ring dang doo.
He takes a crack at
the ring dang doo.
- Sault Antlers
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Sault Antler's CD
- The Bastard King of England Time: 3:30
- Blow the Man Down Time: 3:09
- English Nobilio [aka The Gay Caballero] Time: 1:39
- Walk A Little Way Time: 0:53
- Cats on the Rooftops Time: 2:47
- Hedge Hog Time: 0:47
- That Short Word Time: 1:20
- Daisy Time: 0:46
- Ring Dang Do Time: 2:13
- All About Turds [aka Blinded By Shit] Time: 2:52
- Fireship Time: 3:02
- Farter Mine Time: 2:13
- What Color? [aka The Mayor of Bayswater] Time: 2:52
- With Me Hand Time: 1:19
- None is Bigger than Mine [aka Four Old Whores from Baltimore] Time: 1:41
- All for me Grog Time: 2:46
- With Baited Breath Time: 1:02
- Rastus Time: 2:45
- Hitler Time: 1:28
- Virgin Sturgeon Time: 1:56
- Man on Top of Woman Time: 0:48
- Suzanne Time: 1:48
- Maid from Amsterdam Time: 1:54
- Kafusalem Time: 2:11
- Sexual Life of the Camel Time: 0:51
- Daffney Time: 0:33
- Winnipeg Whore Time: 1:48
- I'm Looking Under Time: 1:02
- The Chandler Shop Time: 1:45
- Four Letter Words Time: 3:05
- Queens Marines [aka I Don't Want to Join the Army] Time: 2:18
- O'Reily's Daughter Time: 3:28
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