Winnipeg Whore
ItookatripuptheChippewaRiver.
TwasmyfirstlandingonCanadianshores.
TwasthereImetsweetMollyO'Flannigan
CommonlyknownastheWinnipegWhore.
Well,Isays"Hi"toher,shesays"Hi"tome.
"Won'tyousituponmyknee.
How'saboutalittlebitoflovin'lad.
Abuckandhalfistheusualfee."
Shetookmebymehand,andledmequickly
Totheplacesheusedforsleep.
Twasadirtyroomwithastrawfilledmattress.
Wasn'ttoclean,butshesurewascheap.
Now,shewasasslickasaslipperyElm.
Ididn'tknowwhatshewasabout.
ButwhenImissedmewatchandwallet.
Well,HolyMoses,Icriedout.
Then,upjumpedthewhoresandthesons-o'-bitches
Tothetuneoffortyormore.
Idroppedmeshirt,andIdroppedmebritches.
AndIwenta-hightailin'outofthatdoor.
InWinnipeg,Ilearnedmelesson.
Ilearnedithard,butIlearneditthere.
Ifyou'regoingtovisittheWinnipegWhorelads
You'dbettermakesurethatyouvisitherbare.
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Sault Antler's CD
- The Bastard King of England Time: 3:30
- Blow the Man Down Time: 3:09
- English Nobilio [aka The Gay Caballero] Time: 1:39
- Walk A Little Way Time: 0:53
- Cats on the Rooftops Time: 2:47
- Hedge Hog Time: 0:47
- That Short Word Time: 1:20
- Daisy Time: 0:46
- Ring Dang Do Time: 2:13
- All About Turds [aka Blinded By Shit] Time: 2:52
- Fireship Time: 3:02
- Farter Mine Time: 2:13
- What Color? [aka The Mayor of Bayswater] Time: 2:52
- With Me Hand Time: 1:19
- None is Bigger than Mine [aka Four Old Whores from Baltimore] Time: 1:41
- All for me Grog Time: 2:46
- With Baited Breath Time: 1:02
- Rastus Time: 2:45
- Hitler Time: 1:28
- Virgin Sturgeon Time: 1:56
- Man on Top of Woman Time: 0:48
- Suzanne Time: 1:48
- Maid from Amsterdam Time: 1:54
- Kafusalem Time: 2:11
- Sexual Life of the Camel Time: 0:51
- Daffney Time: 0:33
- Winnipeg Whore Time: 1:48
- I'm Looking Under Time: 1:02
- The Chandler Shop Time: 1:45
- Four Letter Words Time: 3:05
- Queens Marines [aka I Don't Want to Join the Army] Time: 2:18
- O'Reily's Daughter Time: 3:28
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