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't was on the good ship venus,my god you should 'av seen us,the figurehead was a nude in bedsucking a red-hot penis.
chorus: frigging in the rigging,wanking on the plankingmasturbating on the gratingthere was fuck all else to do.
the captain's name was sluggerhe was dirty buggerhe wasn't fit to shovel shiton any bugger's lugger.
the first mate's name was paul, he only had one ball, but with that cracker her rolled terbaccer around the cabin wall
the second mate's name was andy,his balls were long and bandy,they filled his dick with molten brassfor pissing in the brandy.
the third mate's name was morgan,he was a grisly gorgon,three times a day he strummed awayupon his sexual organ.
the captain's wife was mabel and whenever she was able she gave the crew their daily screw upon the messroom table.
the captain's randy daughterwas swimming in the water,delighted squeals came as the eelsentered her sexual quarter.
a cook whose name was freemanhe was a dirty demon,he fed the crew on menstrual stewand hymens fried in semen.
another cook was o'malley,he didn't dilly dallyhe shot his bolt with such a jolthe whitewashed half the galley
the boatswain's name was lester he was a hymen tester through hymens thick he shoved his dick and left if there to fester.
the engineer was mctavishand young girls he did ravish,his missing tool's at istanbulhe was a trifle lavish.
another one was cropper oh christ hie had a whopper,twice round the deckonce round his neck and up his bum for a stopper.
so now we end this serialthrough sheer lack of materialI wish you luck and freedom fromdiseases venereal
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