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There was a young lady from ealing who had a peculiar feeling so she laid on her back opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling
There was a young man from st paul's who toured all the music halls his favourite trick was to stand on his prick and roll off the stage on his balls
There was a young man from cape cod who put his own mother in pod his name it was tucker the bugger , the fucker the bleeder, the bastard, the sod
a "do it yourselfer" called alice used a dynamite stick as a phallus they found her vagina in north carolina her tits up a tree in dallas
There was a young lady named hilda who went for a walk with a builder he knew that he could and he should and he would and he did and he goddamn near killed her
There was a young man from poole who found a red ring round his tool he ran to the clinic but a doctor, a cynic said, "that's only lipstick you fool"
a mathematician named hallhad a hexahedronical balland the cube of it's weight times his pecker plus eight was four fifths of five eights of fuck all
There was an old girl of silesia who said "as my cunt doesn't please ya, you might as well come up my slimy old bum but be careful my tapeworm don't seize ya".
There was a young girl from australiawho painted her arse like a dahlia thrupence a smell was all very wellbut thrupence a lick was a failure
There was a young girl from bade who swam every day in the lake a young man in a punt stuck a pole in his ear and said you can't swim in this lake, "it's private".
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