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I Used To Work In Chicago 

A woman came in for some carpets,
Carpets from the store;
Carpets she wanted, layed she got
And I don't work there any more.

Oh, I used to work in chicago
In an old department store.
I used to work in chicago
But I don't work there any more.

A woman came in for some nails,
Nails from the store.
Nails she wanted, screwed she got
And I don't work there any more.

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A woman came in for some tobacco,
Tobacco from the store.
tobacco she wanted, shagged she got
and I don't work there any more.

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A woman came in for some apples,
Apples from the store.
Apples she wanted, crabs she got
And I don't work there any more.

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A woman came in for some chicken,
Chicken from the store.
Chicken she wanted, cock she got
And I don't work there any more.

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A woman came in for some butter,
Butter from the store.
Butter she wanted, stork she got
And I don't work there any more.

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A woman came in for some turkey,
Turkey form the store.
Turkey she wanted, gobble she got
And I don't work there any more.

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A woman came in for some vegetables,
Vegetables from the store.
Veggies she wanted, root she got
And I don't work there any more.

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A woman came in for bananas,
Bananas from the store.
Bananas she wanted, skin she got
And I don't work there any more.

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A woman came in for some needles,
Needles from the store.
Needles she wanted, prick she got
And I don't work there any more.


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