The Engineer

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the engineer told me before he died,

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the engineer told me before he died,
and I've no reason to believe he lied,

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he had a wife with a cunt so wide,

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he had a wife with a cunt so wide,
that she could never be satisfied,

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so he built a bloody great wheel,

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so he built a bloody great wheel,
two brass balls and a prick of steel,

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the two brass balls he filled with cream,

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the two brass balls he filled with cream,
and the whole bloody issue was driven by steam,

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he laid his wife upon the bed,

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he lais his wife upon the bed,
and tied her legs behind her head,

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he put the machine in a place to fuck,

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he put the machine in a place to fuck,
he switched it on and wished her luck,

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round and round went the bloody great wheel,

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round and round went the bloody great wheel,
in and out went the prick of steel,

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up and down went the level of steam,

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up and down went the level of steam,
down and down went the level of cream,

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till at last the maiden cried,

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till at last the maiden cried,
enough, enough I'm satisfied,

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now we come to the tragic bit,

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now we come to the tragic bit,
there was no way of stopping it,

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she was split from ass to tit,

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she was split from ass to tit,
and the fucking issue was covered in shit,

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a hum titty titty titty bum.

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