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if I were the marrying kind, and thank the lord I'm not, sir, the kind of man that I would wed would be a rugby full-back. and he'd find touch and I'd find touch, we'd both touch together, we'd be all right in the middle of the night finding touch together.
if I were the marrying kind, which thank the lord I'm not, sir, the kind of man that I would wed would be a wing three-quarter. and he'd go hard and I'd go hard, we'd both go hard together, we'd be all right in the middle of the night going hard together.
if I were the marrying kind, which thank the lord I'm not, sir, the kind of man that 1 would wed would be a centre three-quarter. and he'd pass it out and I'd pass it out. we'd both pass it out together, we'd be all right in the middle of the night passing it out together.
if I were the marrying kind, which thank the lord I'm not, sir, the kind of man that I would wed would be a rugby fly-half. he'd whip it out and I'd whip it out, we'd both whip it out together. we'd be all right in the middle of the night whipping it out together.
if I were the marrying kind, which thank the lord I'm not, sir, the kind of man that I would wed would be a rugby scrum-half. and he'd put it in and I'd put it in, we'd both put it in together, we'd be all all right in the middle of the night putting it in together.
if I were the marrying kind, which thank the lord I'm not, sir, the kind of man that I would wed would be a rugby hooker. and he'd strike hard and I'd strike hard, we'd both strike hard together, we'd be all right in the middle of the night striking hard together.
if I were the marrying kind,which thank the lord I'm not, sir,the kind of man that I would wed would be a big prop-forward. and he'd bind tight and I'd bind tight. we'd both bind tight together, we'd be all right in the middle of the night binding tight together.
if I were the marrying kind, which thank the lord I'm not, sir, the kind of man that I would wed would be a referee. he would blow and I would blow we'd both blow together, we'd be all right in the middle of the night blowing hard together.
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