Dinah, Dinah

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Dinah, Dinah 

a rich girl has a limousine,
a poor girl has a truck,
but the only time that dinah rides
is when she has a fuck.

chorus: dinah, dinah show us your leg,
show us your leg, show us your leg.
dinah, dinah show us your leg a yard above
your knee.

a rich girl has a brassiere,
a poor girl uses string;
but dinah uses nothing at all -
she lets the bastards swing.

chorus

a rich girl has a ring of gold,
a poor girl one of brass;
but the only ring that dinah has
is the one around her arse.

chorus

a rich girl uses vaseline,
a poor girl uses lard;
but dinah uses axle grease
because her cunt's so hard.

chorus

a rich girl uses sanitary towels
a poor girl uses sheets;
but dinah uses fuck all-
see the trail along the streets.

chorus

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