The Alphabet

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The Alphabet   
 

A is for asshole all covered with shit
"Hey Ho," said roly,
and B is for Buggar who revels in it
with a roly poly,

C is for cunt, all dripping with piss
"hey ho," said roly;
and D is for drunkard who gave it a kiss
with a roly poly,...

E is for eunuch with only one ball
"hey ho," said roly;
and F for the fucker with no balls at all
with a roly poly,...

G is for gonorrhoea, goitre and gout,
"hey ho," said roly;
and H is for harlot that spreads it about
with a roly poly,...

I is for injection for syphilis and itch,
"hey ho," said roly;
and J is for jerk of a dog on a bitch
with a roly poly,...

K is for kiss the virgin thought nice,
"hey ho," said roly;
and L is for lecher who stuffs it in twice
with a roly poly,...

M is for monk - the dirty old sod,
"hey ho," said roly;
and N is for nun what he put in the sod
with a roly poly,...

O is for orifice now fully revealed.
"hey ho," said roly;
and P is for penis with foreskin back-peeled
with a roly poly,...

Q is for quaker that shat in his hat,
"hey ho," said roly;
and R is for roger who rogered the cat
with a roly poly,...

S is for shit-pot all full to the brim,
"hey ho," said roly;
and T is for turds that are floating therein
with a roly poly,...

U is for usher who taught us at school
"hey ho," said roly;
and V is for virgin who played with his tool
with a roly poly,...

W's for whore whose fucking's a farce
"hey ho," said roly;
and X, Y and Z you can shove up your arse
with a roly poly,...

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