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there's a shortage of pint glasses in mobile,there's a shortage of pint glasses in mobile,there's a shortage of pint glasses'cause the fucking working classesstick their glasses up their arses in mobile
chorus: in mobile, in mobile, in mo in mo in mo in mobile
there's a man called Johnny hunt in mobile, there's a man called Johnny hunt in mobile, there's a man called Johnny hunt and he thought he had a cunt, 'cause his arse was back to front in mobile.
chorus
oh the eagles, they fly high in mobile, |oh the eagles, they fly high in mobile, oh the eagles, they fly high and they crap right in your eye, oh, I'm glad that cats don't fly in mobile.
there's a shortage of good bogs in mobile, there's a shortage of good bogs in mobile, there's a shortage of good bogs so they wait until it clogs, then they chop it into logs in mobile.
in the bogs there is no paper in mobile, in the bogs there is no paper in mobile, in the bogs there is no paper so they wait until it's vapour, then they light it with a taper in mobile.
oh the vicar is a bugger in mobile, oh the vicar is a bugger in mobile, oh the vicar is a bugger and the curate is another, so they bugger one another in mobile.
oh there was a man called best in mobile, oh there was a man called best in mobile, oh there was a man called best and he thought he had a breast but his balls were on his chest in mobile.
oh there was a man called frank in mobile, oh there was a man called frank in mobile, oh there was a man called frank and they tied him to a plank, so he couldn't have a wank in mobile.
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