Sim Hadley on a Racket
by
Little Willy Brown
Hih, hih! By Jesus, I'll tell you just one thing, that is, I ain't going round this double asshole town any longer with my pecker on dress parade. I'm going to sink my sausage if it costs fifty cents and I don't give a damn who knows it. Sim Jones, he told me this number four hundred and sixty eight was an assignation whorehouse, I'm going in to get a little of that 'ere assignation on the end of my pecker.
Whew, by God, if Mandy saw me now there'd be hell in the household!
Come on in there, God damn it, come to the door. Oh, look at this coming, there's a face on ye, bend a nail, says I.
Well, sir, what do you want?
Well, is this here one of them here whorehouses?
What?
Whorehouse! Sausage factory! Place where
you get your flesh scraped!
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- Various Artists
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Actionable Offences: Indecent Phonograph Recordings from the 1890s
- Learning a City Gal How to Milk Time: 1:54
- The Tapeworm Story Time: 1:52
- Gimlet's Soliloquy / The Rascal Detector - Manly Tempest Time: 2:33
- The Whores' Union Time: 1:35
- Boarding the Folsom / A Few Conundrums Time: 2:30
- Out of Order - Charley Smith of Kankakee Time: 2:21
- Did He Charge Too Much Time: 2:37
- Reilly as a Policeman - Charley Smith of New York City Time: 2:41
- Sim Hadley on a Racket - Willy Fathand of New York City Time: 2:32
- Sim Hadley on a Racket - Willy Brown Time: 2:29
- Michael Casey Exhibiting His Panorama - Willy Smith Time: 2:41
- Dennis Reilly at Maggie Murphy's Home After Nine O'Clock - Willy Brown Time: 2:42
- Stroll on Capitol Hill / A Hard Head Time: 2:09
- The Virtues of Raw Oysters Time: 1:49
- Jokes, Riddles, Verses, a Limerick, and a Toast Time: 2:24
- More Verses and Jokes Time: 2:23
- The Lady's Friend / A Song / The Irishman's Prayer / A Joke Time: 2:02
- Verses and Songs Time: 2:41
- Poem: "I Sit Here Thinking, Will, of You" Time: 2:26
- [Untitled Track] Time: 0:11
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