Hamlet's Soliloquy

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Hamlet's Soliloquy,
otherwise called Gimlet's Soliloquy.
 
by Manly Tempest.

To pee or not to pee, that is the question. Whether it is better in the flesh to suffer the stings and smarts of this outrageous clap or taking physic against the damned disease and -- with it a syringe -- end it. 'Tis a consummation to —devoutly to be wished: to dose and piss no more, and by a course of drugs to end the chordee and the thousand cursed pains sore cocks are heir to. To drug, and pee; to pee! perchance to burn—ay, there's the rub, when we've unrolled this cotton coil...

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