The Lady's Friend

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The Lady's Friend, [A Song], and The Irishman's Prayer   

The little fly flew by the door,
he flew right into the grocery store,
shit on the cheese and pissed on the ham
and wiped his ass on the grocery man.

When the grocery man saw what the fly had done,
he loaded up his Gatling gun.
He chased the fly all up and down
and tried to shoot him in the brown.

But the little fly was much too slick;
he showed the grocery man a trick.
He flew around the room and then
went and shit in the ham again.

When he had finished his dirty work,
he flew onto the lady clerk
and up her leg he took a stroll
and took a bath in the lady's hole.

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