Did He Charge
Too Much for the Key-key? 
Key-key commonly called
Shit.
Now, gentlemen, in reference to this manure case, I would say that I have obtained the services of an expert on manure, and I'm about to question him to settle this difficulty between Mister Smith and Mister Jones that's been pending here in the court for the last week. Now, Mister Reilly? Will you please step here. Mister Reilly? What would you think a good fair price for a cartload of manure?
What do you mean, a cartload of shit?
Well, not exactly that, cartload of fertilizer, to fertilize the soil.
Well, sir, the price of manure varies, sir, according to circumstances, sir.
Yes, I don't doubt it.
And I'm damn sure of it. I want to relate a
little story in reference to that, sir, to prove
to you what I say is the real thing. My wife she
hired a little girl to work in the kitchen, and
the little girl had a very wide bottom on
her and large titties, and naturally me being
a sporty boy I had preference, that is, I had
the desire to dally with the little girl...
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- Various Artists
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Actionable Offences: Indecent Phonograph Recordings from the 1890s
- Learning a City Gal How to Milk Time: 1:54
- The Tapeworm Story Time: 1:52
- Gimlet's Soliloquy / The Rascal Detector - Manly Tempest Time: 2:33
- The Whores' Union Time: 1:35
- Boarding the Folsom / A Few Conundrums Time: 2:30
- Out of Order - Charley Smith of Kankakee Time: 2:21
- Did He Charge Too Much Time: 2:37
- Reilly as a Policeman - Charley Smith of New York City Time: 2:41
- Sim Hadley on a Racket - Willy Fathand of New York City Time: 2:32
- Sim Hadley on a Racket - Willy Brown Time: 2:29
- Michael Casey Exhibiting His Panorama - Willy Smith Time: 2:41
- Dennis Reilly at Maggie Murphy's Home After Nine O'Clock - Willy Brown Time: 2:42
- Stroll on Capitol Hill / A Hard Head Time: 2:09
- The Virtues of Raw Oysters Time: 1:49
- Jokes, Riddles, Verses, a Limerick, and a Toast Time: 2:24
- More Verses and Jokes Time: 2:23
- The Lady's Friend / A Song / The Irishman's Prayer / A Joke Time: 2:02
- Verses and Songs Time: 2:41
- Poem: "I Sit Here Thinking, Will, of You" Time: 2:26
- [Untitled Track] Time: 0:11
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