Sim Hadley on a Racket
by
Willy Fathand of New York City
Now, I'll bet you one thing, that is I ain't going around here with my pecker on dress parade any more, I'm going to sink my sausage into something that costs a half a dollar, and I don't give a damn who knows it neither. Hih, heh, ha! They told me this number four hundred here was an assignation pecker shop—just go on in and get a little assignation right on my pecker right now. Hih, heh. Gee whiz, if I'm—if I'm caught going in there I'll lose my job, that's all this business. [Knocking] Yes, be a little mite easy. [Knocking] Come on there, going to sleep in there? What's 'a matter?
How do you do?
Is this the flesh factory?
What?
I said is this a pecker shop?
What do you want?
I want a fuck, what the hell do you suppose?
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- Various Artists
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Actionable Offences: Indecent Phonograph Recordings from the 1890s
- Learning a City Gal How to Milk Time: 1:54
- The Tapeworm Story Time: 1:52
- Gimlet's Soliloquy / The Rascal Detector - Manly Tempest Time: 2:33
- The Whores' Union Time: 1:35
- Boarding the Folsom / A Few Conundrums Time: 2:30
- Out of Order - Charley Smith of Kankakee Time: 2:21
- Did He Charge Too Much Time: 2:37
- Reilly as a Policeman - Charley Smith of New York City Time: 2:41
- Sim Hadley on a Racket - Willy Fathand of New York City Time: 2:32
- Sim Hadley on a Racket - Willy Brown Time: 2:29
- Michael Casey Exhibiting His Panorama - Willy Smith Time: 2:41
- Dennis Reilly at Maggie Murphy's Home After Nine O'Clock - Willy Brown Time: 2:42
- Stroll on Capitol Hill / A Hard Head Time: 2:09
- The Virtues of Raw Oysters Time: 1:49
- Jokes, Riddles, Verses, a Limerick, and a Toast Time: 2:24
- More Verses and Jokes Time: 2:23
- The Lady's Friend / A Song / The Irishman's Prayer / A Joke Time: 2:02
- Verses and Songs Time: 2:41
- Poem: "I Sit Here Thinking, Will, of You" Time: 2:26
- [Untitled Track] Time: 0:11
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