Dennis Reilly as a Policeman

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Dennis Reilly as a Policeman 
by Sally Smith of New York City

What's the first case now this morning? The first case, your reverence, sir, is the case of this man here, that I arrested, sir, this gentleman here, in the park this morning.

On what charge?

A charge—yes, the charge that he blew in the young lady, that's the charge that I arrested him on, sir.

What do you mean, I don't understand you.

Well, he's arrested for charges and for the indecent exposure of the posterior extremity.

Posterior extremity, you mean—

Ass, sir. Ass...

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