Below is the text of the Music City Hash House Harriers Songbook. If you wish to verify the text below, please download the original TXT file.
Music City Hash House Harriers Songbook
(songs follow general hash and circle timing)
BLESSING OF THE HARES
Optional prayer offered by the religious advisor before the hash.
Bless these hares,
Bless this trail,
Coppus no catch us,
Farmer no shoot us,
Doggus no bite us,
Heatus no stroke us,
Plenty of cold beer to drink,
Coitus non interruptus.
On on
WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
Melody-Itself (sung for virgins)
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no fuckin' use at all.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
HERE'S TO BROTHER HASHER(S)
Melody--Ach, Du Lieber Augustin (sung for visitors)
Here's to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
HERE'S TO ________
Melody-Itself (sung for honor)
Here's to _________,
He's true blue,
He's a Hasher,
Through and through,
He's a pisspot,
So they say,
Tried to go to heaven,
But he went the other way,
Drink it down, down, down . . .
THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON
Melody--My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean (sung for violators)
They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot,
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .
HE'S THE MEANEST
Melody-Itself (sung for violators)
He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
SHORT HYMN
Melody-Amen (good for heinous violators)
"With reverence"
Hymn, hymn, (Her, her,)
Fuck him . . . (Fuck her . . .)
FORESKIN
Melody--My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean (sung for violators)
His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
(optional verses)
Roll back, roll back,
Roll back his foreskin for him, for him.
Roll back, roll back,
Please roll back his foreskin for him.
WHY ARE WE WAITING?
Melody--Come Let Us Adore Him (sung for slow drinkers)
Why are we waiting,
Could be masturbating (fornicating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long, etc . . .
Birthday Song
Melody--Happy Birthday to You (for birthdays)
Happy birthday, fuck you,
Happy birthday, fuck you,
Happy birthday, you asshole,
Happy birthday, fuck you.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
INTERNATIONAL HASH HYMN
Melody--Swing Low, Sweet Chariot (sung to close the circle)
Note: gestures accompany words
Chorus:
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home,
Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
I looked over Jordan and what did I see,
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.
Chorus:
If you get there before I do,
Coming for to carry me home,
Tell all my friends that I'm coming too,
Coming for to carry me home.
(repeat with variations: humming and motions only, silence and motions only,
double-time, Elmer Fudd/David Bowie, superman, women's)