Can you walk a little way with it in??
(sung to the tune of "she’ll be coming round the mountain")
Solo (or section):
Can you walk a little way with it in,
(Echo [everyone else])
With it in!
Solo (or section):
Can you walk a little way with it in,
(Echo)
With it in!
Everyone:
"Oh," he answered with a smile,
"I can walk a fucking mile,
With it in, with it in, with it in!"
I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE
Everyone: I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE, I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO, I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE
Solo: A Guy came in for some paper!
Everyone: SOME PAPER FROM THE STORE? Solo: Paper he wanted, a ream he got!
(Laughs) Everyone: I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE! I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO AT AN OLD DEPARTMENT STORE, I USED TO WORK IN CHICAGO I DON'T WORK THERE ANYMORE
Repeat ad infinitum, or until everyone is too drunk to continue
Other "Inappropriate" Reponses:
Carpet he wanted, shag he got Nail he wanted, screw he got Fishing rod he wanted, my pole he got Meat he wanted, sausage he got Beef he wanted, pork he got Helicopter he wanted, my chopper he got Camel he wanted, hump he got Kit Kat he wanted, four fingers he got Fuck he wanted, fuck he got
Jesus Can't Play Rugby (thanks to SF Fog) (sung to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" a.k.a. "Glory, Glory Hallelujah")
Solo: Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game, Everyone: Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game, Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause his dad'll fix the game Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves.
Free Beer for all the ruggers, Free Beer for all the ruggers, Free Beer for all the ruggers, Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves.
Solo: Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear, Everyone: Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear, Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's got illegal head gear, Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves.
Free Beer for all the ruggers, Free Beer for all the ruggers, Free Beer for all the ruggers, Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves.
Other verses: Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's only got twelve men Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he can't support a hooker Jesus can't play touch judge 'cause his arms point both ways Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's nailed to the cross Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's got holes in his feet Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's got some open wounds Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause he's got illegal toe cleats Jesus can't play Rugby 'cause the ball goes through his hands
Last verse: Everyone: Jesus we're only kidding, Jesus we're only kidding, Jesus we're only kidding, Jesus saves Jesus saves Jesus sa-ves.
The 12 Hours of Rugby
Sung to: The 12 Days of Christmas, you know, just add the verses on!
In the first hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * Why is my beer mug empty?
In the second hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * Where are the seconds?, and
In the third hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * Why don't they tackle?
In the fourth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * What is that smell?
In the fifth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * Why did they kick?
In the sixth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * Who ate my twinkies?
In the seventh hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * Why are they whining?
In the eighth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * Who needs a minute?
In the ninth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * When do we eat?
In the tenth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * Who knocked that on?
In the 11th hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * Where is the beer?
In the 12th hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me: * Why do we do this?
In the final hour of rugby, my loosehead/tighthead asked of me: * Who knocked that on? * Why did they kick? * Who knocked that on? * Why did they kick? * Who knocked that on? * Why did they kick? * Who knocked that on? (...continues until leader signals) And "Why is my beer mug empty?
THE GANGBANG SONG (Adapted)
Tune: The Billboard March
CHORUS (Everyone):
I love a gangbang, Oh yes I do,
'Cause a gangbang
gives me such a thrill, When I was younger, and in my prime, I use to gang bang
all the time. But now I'm older and very gay, I only gang bang twice a day.
Solo: Knock-knock! Everyone: Who's there?
Solo:
Lena Everyone: Lena, who? Lean him up against the wall
at.... Repeat Chorus ...the gangbang! Oh yes I do, 'Cause a
gangbang gives me such a thrill, (oooh!) When I was younger, and in my prime, I
use to gang bang all the time. But now I'm older and very gay I only gang bang
twice a day. Solo: Knock-knock! Everyone: Who's
there? Solo: Mountain grown. Everyone: Mountain
grown, who? Mount and groan, mount and grown at....
Repeat Chorus
OTHER SOLO VERSES: Ben - Ben-d over and have another… Betty - Bet he'll have a sore dick after the... Aspen - I spend too much time at the ... Virginia - Virgins are welcome at the... Dairy - Dare we invite (insert name) to the...
Ilene - I leaned him over the couch at the... Sharon - Share and share alike at the… Bender - Bend him over the counter at the... Shirley - Surely you got laid at the.... Eisenhower - I's an hour late because of the... Satellite - Sat a lot on his face at the... Charlie Pryde - Charlie pried his legs apart at the...