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The Castration of the Strawberry Roan
Sung by Glenn Ohrlin
Well I'm hanging 'round town
In a house of ill fame
Layed up with a twist
Of a hustling dame
And a hop-headed pig
With his nose full of coke
Beats me out of my whore
An' left me stone-broke
Up steps a stranger
Said he "Say, my lad
"Are you any good riding
"Horses that's bad?"
I said, "You damn right
"That's one thing I can do.
"I'm a second rate pimp
"But a good buckaroo."
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O, that strawberry roan
How many colts has he thrown?
He's got gonorrhea, the glanders and syph
The blue-balls and claps
But his tool is still stiff
Look out for that strawberry roan
When a good looking filly
Would come in to heat
Was the strawberry roan
That throwed her the meat
The upshot of it was
I found myself hired
To snap out some broncs
This roan stud had sired
Their knot-head cayuse's
Just like their dad
Most of them roans
And all of them's bad
With their feet in my pockets
Them bastards would fight
Till my ass drug my tracks
Along before night
With my balls in my boots
And my mouth full of shit
I's plumb tuckered out
And ready to quit
Whenever I thought
I had one of them rode
He busted my ass
And I found myself throwed
Then the boss come around
He said, "That's enough
"The strawberry roan's
"Colts are to tough
"I'm a getting damn sick
"Of you taking them falls
"We'll get that windmilling stud
"And we'll cut out his balls."
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O, that strawberry roan
We went out to unbend his bone
I built a big loop
N' went to the corral
I roped his front feet
He jumped, he kicked
He snorted, he farted and fell
I flattened the strawberry roan
Well, the boss held his head
While I hog-tied his legs
I got out my knife
And I went for his eggs
He knowed what I wanted
He knowed it damn well
'Cause he fought like a tiger
And he squealed like hell
Well, I opened his bag
And he let out a moan
He squealed like a shoat
When I cut out that stone
But all I could locate
Was one of his nuts
The other was hidden
Some place in his guts
Well, I'm swimming in blood
N I felt something pass
But its only a turd
On the way to his ass
Well, the boss said, I'm sick
Of this hard buck'n breed
If it takes us all night
We'll get that other seed
Just then I heard one of them
Blood curdling' squalls
An' the strawberry roan
Had the boss by the balls
Well, I stomped on his head
But it was no use
He's just like a bulldog
He wouldn't turn loose
I untied his legs
And he got to his feet
The bosses voice changed
An' I knew he was beat
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O, that strawberry roan
I advise you to leave him alone
He's a knot-headed cayuse
With only one ball
But the boss is a eunuch
With no balls at all
Look out for that strawberry roan.
- Various Artists
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Just Something My Uncle Told Me: Blaggardy Folk Songs from
the Southern United States 
- Here's To The Whore [Toast] - Time: 0:10
- This Is To The Girl In The West - George Bernard Time: 0:13
- The Ring Dang Do - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:35
- God Damn Her Old Soul, Here's to Meg - Julius Sorel Time: 0:35
- I Fucked An Old Girl In The Graveyard - Julius Sorel Time: 0:27
- Here's To Old Meg - Julius Sorel Time: 0:27
- One Eyed Riley - Jim Garland Time: 1:47
- The Eagle - George Bernard Time: 2:22
- The Wild Buckaroo - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 1:50
- The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen Time: 2:23
- The Tattooed Lady - Smokey Rogers Time: 2:03
- Barnacle Bill The Sailor - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:29
- Into To The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen Time: 1:28
- The Little Ball Of Yarn - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:31
- The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen Time: 0:54
- Last May Morning - Wash Nelson Time: 2:24
- Crawling And Creeping [Lay Your Left Leg Over Mine] - Jim Garland Time: 1:29
- The Open Book - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:30
- The Winnipeg Whore - Julius Sorel Time: 0:51
- Granny Hair, Girl From Arkansas, Ryestraw, Huckleberry Bush, Blackeyed Susie - Jim Garland Time: 2:07
- Crawling And Creeping - Jim Garland Time: 1:21
- The Castration Of The Strawberry Roan - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 4:01
- The Hermit Of Shark Tooth Shoal - Julius Sorel Time: 3:12
- Blue Balls From Bellman, Fucking Does The Women Good - Buford Pippin Time: 0:58
- Uncle Bud - George Bernard Time: 3:14
- Intro To Banjo Ditties - Jim Garland Time: 0:19
- Lost The Race By Jesus, My Organ Grinder, Here's to The Whore, In Mexico - Julius Sorel Time: 1:49
- Granny Hair - Jim Garland Time: 0:21
- Little Girl From Arkansas - Jim Garland Time: 0:37
- Granny Cripplecunt, Damn Her Old Soul, I Sent A Rabbit, Conversation 'tween Victoria & Bucchanian - Jim Garland Time: 1:33
- The Great Wheel - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 1:12
- Ryestraw - Jim Garland Time: 0:17
- She Went Around The Huckleberry Bush - Jim Garland Time: 0:24
- Blackeyed Susie - Jim Garland Time: 0:46
- Blue Balls From Bellman - Buford Pippin Time: 0:39
- Fucking Does The Women Good - Buford Pippin Time: 0:21
- Lost The Race By Jesus - Julius Sorel Time: 0:34
- My Organ Grinder - Julius Sorel Time: 0:33
- Here's To The Whore - Julius Sorel Time: 0:19
- In Mexico - Julius Sorel Time: 0:43
- Old Granny Cripplecunt - Jim Garland Time: 0:21
- God Damn Her Old Soul - Jim Garland Time: 0:35
- I Sent A Rabbit For A Bucket Of Beer - Jim Garland Time: 0:16
- A Conversation Between President Buchanan And Queen Victoria - Jim Garland Time: 0:41
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