or call me at 314-690-1414. Thanks! Barnacle Bill The Sailor
Sung by Glenn Ohrlin
[Spoken] This is Barnacle Bill the Sailor. I learned this in the Army in the Philippines in 1945.
Who's that knocking at my door?
Who's
that knocking at my door?
Who's that knocking at my door?
Cried the fair,
young maiden.
Oh, you're in luck. I'm here to fuck.
Said Barnacle Bill
the Sailor
You're in luck. I'm here to fuck.
Said Barnacle Bill the
Sailor
I'll come down and let you in.
I'll come down and let you in.
I'll come down and let you in.
Cried the fair,
young maiden.
Open the door -- we'll fuck on the floor.
Said Barnacle Bill the
Sailor
Open the door -- we'll fuck on the floor.
Said Barnacle Bill the
Sailor
What's that thing so big and round?
What's that thing so big and round?
What's that thing so big and round?
Cried the fair,
young maiden.
That's my pole to tickle your hole
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
That's my pole to tickle your hole
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
What's that running down my leg?
What's that running down my
leg?
What's that running down my leg?
Cried the fair,
young maiden.
Oh, that's the shot that missed your twat
Said Barnacle Bill the
Sailor
Oh, that's the shot that missed your twat
Said Barnacle Bill the
Sailor
What if we should have a kid?
What if we should have a
kid?
What if we should have a kid?
Cried the fair, young maiden.
Oh, dig a ditch and bury the bitch
Said Barnacle Bill the
Sailor
Oh, dig a ditch and bury the bitch
Said Barnacle Bill the
Sailor
When will I see you again?
When will I see you again?
When will I see you again?
Cried the fair, young maiden
You'll see me no more you dirty old whore
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
You'll see me no more you dirty old whore
Said Barnacle Bill the Sailor
- Various Artists
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Just Something My Uncle Told Me: Blaggardy Folk Songs from
the Southern United States 
- Here's To The Whore [Toast] - Time: 0:10
- This Is To The Girl In The West - George Bernard Time: 0:13
- The Ring Dang Do - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:35
- God Damn Her Old Soul, Here's to Meg - Julius Sorel Time: 0:35
- I Fucked An Old Girl In The Graveyard - Julius Sorel Time: 0:27
- Here's To Old Meg - Julius Sorel Time: 0:27
- One Eyed Riley - Jim Garland Time: 1:47
- The Eagle - George Bernard Time: 2:22
- The Wild Buckaroo - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 1:50
- The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen Time: 2:23
- The Tattooed Lady - Smokey Rogers Time: 2:03
- Barnacle Bill The Sailor - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:29
- Into To The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen Time: 1:28
- The Little Ball Of Yarn - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:31
- The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen Time: 0:54
- Last May Morning - Wash Nelson Time: 2:24
- Crawling And Creeping [Lay Your Left Leg Over Mine] - Jim Garland Time: 1:29
- The Open Book - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:30
- The Winnipeg Whore - Julius Sorel Time: 0:51
- Granny Hair, Girl From Arkansas, Ryestraw, Huckleberry Bush, Blackeyed Susie - Jim Garland Time: 2:07
- Crawling And Creeping - Jim Garland Time: 1:21
- The Castration Of The Strawberry Roan - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 4:01
- The Hermit Of Shark Tooth Shoal - Julius Sorel Time: 3:12
- Blue Balls From Bellman, Fucking Does The Women Good - Buford Pippin Time: 0:58
- Uncle Bud - George Bernard Time: 3:14
- Intro To Banjo Ditties - Jim Garland Time: 0:19
- Lost The Race By Jesus, My Organ Grinder, Here's to The Whore, In Mexico - Julius Sorel Time: 1:49
- Granny Hair - Jim Garland Time: 0:21
- Little Girl From Arkansas - Jim Garland Time: 0:37
- Granny Cripplecunt, Damn Her Old Soul, I Sent A Rabbit, Conversation 'tween Victoria & Bucchanian - Jim Garland Time: 1:33
- The Great Wheel - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 1:12
- Ryestraw - Jim Garland Time: 0:17
- She Went Around The Huckleberry Bush - Jim Garland Time: 0:24
- Blackeyed Susie - Jim Garland Time: 0:46
- Blue Balls From Bellman - Buford Pippin Time: 0:39
- Fucking Does The Women Good - Buford Pippin Time: 0:21
- Lost The Race By Jesus - Julius Sorel Time: 0:34
- My Organ Grinder - Julius Sorel Time: 0:33
- Here's To The Whore - Julius Sorel Time: 0:19
- In Mexico - Julius Sorel Time: 0:43
- Old Granny Cripplecunt - Jim Garland Time: 0:21
- God Damn Her Old Soul - Jim Garland Time: 0:35
- I Sent A Rabbit For A Bucket Of Beer - Jim Garland Time: 0:16
- A Conversation Between President Buchanan And Queen Victoria - Jim Garland Time: 0:41
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