The Great Wheel Recitation

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Well I knew an old Sand Hill's rancher
And before he died I kind of think that that old bastard lied
He claimed that his wife had a cunt so wide
That she just couldn't be satisfied

So he went down to the blacksmith shop
And he built her mighty dick of steel
And it was driven around by a great big wheel
Balls of brass were fill with cream
And the whole fucking outfit was driven by steam.

Now round and round went that bloody great wheel
In and out went that great big dick of steel.
Till at last the old lady cried
"Enough! Enough! I'm satisfied!"

But now we come to the bitter bit
There was no damned way of stopping it.

So, round and round went that awful wheel
In and out went that great big dick of steel
'Til at last from ass to tit she was split
And the whole fucking outfit was covered with shit

• Various Artists
  • Just Something My Uncle Told Me: Blaggardy Folk Songs from the Southern United States  
    • Here's To The Whore [Toast] -  Time: 0:10
    • This Is To The Girl In The West - George Bernard  Time: 0:13
    • The Ring Dang Do - Glenn Ohrlin  Time: 2:35
    • God Damn Her Old Soul, Here's to Meg - Julius Sorel  Time: 0:35
    • I Fucked An Old Girl In The Graveyard - Julius Sorel  Time: 0:27
    • Here's To Old Meg - Julius Sorel  Time: 0:27
    • One Eyed Riley - Jim Garland  Time: 1:47
    • The Eagle - George Bernard  Time: 2:22
    • The Wild Buckaroo - Glenn Ohrlin  Time: 1:50
    • The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen  Time: 2:23
    • The Tattooed Lady - Smokey Rogers  Time: 2:03
    • Barnacle Bill The Sailor - Glenn Ohrlin  Time: 2:29
    • Into To The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen  Time: 1:28
    • The Little Ball Of Yarn - Glenn Ohrlin  Time: 2:31
    • The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen  Time: 0:54
    • Last May Morning - Wash Nelson  Time: 2:24
    • Crawling And Creeping [Lay Your Left Leg Over Mine] - Jim Garland  Time: 1:29
    • The Open Book - Glenn Ohrlin  Time: 2:30
    • The Winnipeg Whore - Julius Sorel  Time: 0:51
    • Granny Hair, Girl From Arkansas, Ryestraw, Huckleberry Bush, Blackeyed Susie - Jim Garland  Time: 2:07
    • Crawling And Creeping - Jim Garland  Time: 1:21
    • The Castration Of The Strawberry Roan - Glenn Ohrlin  Time: 4:01
    • The Hermit Of Shark Tooth Shoal - Julius Sorel  Time: 3:12
    • Blue Balls From Bellman, Fucking Does The Women Good - Buford Pippin  Time: 0:58
    • Uncle Bud - George Bernard  Time: 3:14
    • Intro To Banjo Ditties - Jim Garland  Time: 0:19
    • Lost The Race By Jesus, My Organ Grinder, Here's to The Whore, In Mexico - Julius Sorel  Time: 1:49
    • Granny Hair - Jim Garland  Time: 0:21
    • Little Girl From Arkansas - Jim Garland  Time: 0:37
    • Granny Cripplecunt, Damn Her Old Soul, I Sent A Rabbit, Conversation 'tween Victoria & Bucchanian - Jim Garland  Time: 1:33
    • The Great Wheel - Glenn Ohrlin  Time: 1:12
    • Ryestraw - Jim Garland  Time: 0:17
    • She Went Around The Huckleberry Bush - Jim Garland  Time: 0:24
    • Blackeyed Susie - Jim Garland  Time: 0:46
    • Blue Balls From Bellman - Buford Pippin  Time: 0:39
    • Fucking Does The Women Good - Buford Pippin  Time: 0:21
    • Lost The Race By Jesus - Julius Sorel  Time: 0:34
    • My Organ Grinder - Julius Sorel  Time: 0:33
    • Here's To The Whore - Julius Sorel  Time: 0:19
    • In Mexico - Julius Sorel  Time: 0:43
    • Old Granny Cripplecunt - Jim Garland  Time: 0:21
    • God Damn Her Old Soul - Jim Garland  Time: 0:35
    • I Sent A Rabbit For A Bucket Of Beer - Jim Garland  Time: 0:16
    • A Conversation Between President Buchanan And Queen Victoria - Jim Garland  Time: 0:41

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