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Here's to old Mag That filthy old hag That slippery slimy slut Green fungus grows between her toes And the maggots crawls out of her butt
Before I'd crawl up her scalely legs Or suck those festered tits, I'd rather drink a quart of buzzard's puke And die of the drizzing shits.
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