Here's to the Whore

Here's To The Whore
Recited by "Julius Sorel"

Here's to the whore behind the door
Whose eyes are as black as charcoal
She'll skin your prick so God damned quick
Make sparks fly out of your asshole.

Various Artists
- Just Something My Uncle Told Me: Blaggardy Folk Songs from the Southern United States
  - Here's To The Whore [Toast] - Time: 0:10
  - This Is To The Girl In The West - George Bernard Time: 0:13
  - The Ring Dang Do - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:35
  - God Damn Her Old Soul, Here's to Meg - Julius Sorel Time: 0:35
  - I Fucked An Old Girl In The Graveyard - Julius Sorel Time: 0:27
  - Here's To Old Meg - Julius Sorel Time: 0:27
  - One Eyed Riley - Jim Garland Time: 1:47
  - The Eagle - George Bernard Time: 2:22
  - The Wild Buckaroo - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 1:50
  - The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen Time: 2:23
  - The Tattooed Lady - Smokey Rogers Time: 2:03
  - Barnacle Bill The Sailor - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:29
  - Into To The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen Time: 1:28
  - The Little Ball Of Yarn - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:31
  - The Piece Of Whang - Buford Pippen Time: 0:54
  - Last May Morning - Wash Nelson Time: 2:24
  - Crawling And Creeping [Lay Your Left Leg Over Mine] - Jim Garland Time: 1:29
  - The Open Book - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 2:30
  - The Winnipeg Whore - Julius Sorel Time: 0:51
  - Granny Hair, Girl From Arkansas, Ryestraw, Huckleberry Bush, Blackeyed Susie - Jim Garland Time: 2:07
  - Crawling And Creeping - Jim Garland Time: 1:21
  - The Castration Of The Strawberry Roan - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 4:01
  - The Hermit Of Shark Tooth Shoal - Julius Sorel Time: 3:12
  - Blue Balls From Bellman, Fucking Does The Women Good - Buford Pippin Time: 0:58
  - Uncle Bud - George Bernard Time: 3:14
  - Intro To Banjo Ditties - Jim Garland Time: 0:19
  - Lost The Race By Jesus, My Organ Grinder, Here's to The Whore, In Mexico - Julius Sorel Time: 1:49
  - Granny Hair - Jim Garland Time: 0:21
  - Little Girl From Arkansas - Jim Garland Time: 0:37
  - Granny Cripplecunt, Damn Her Old Soul, I Sent A Rabbit, Conversation 'tween Victoria & Bucchanian - Jim Garland Time: 1:33
  - The Great Wheel - Glenn Ohrlin Time: 1:12
  - Ryestraw - Jim Garland Time: 0:17
  - She Went Around The Huckleberry Bush - Jim Garland Time: 0:24
  - Blackeyed Susie - Jim Garland Time: 0:46
  - Blue Balls From Bellman - Buford Pippin Time: 0:39
  - Fucking Does The Women Good - Buford Pippin Time: 0:21
  - Lost The Race By Jesus - Julius Sorel Time: 0:34
  - My Organ Grinder - Julius Sorel Time: 0:33
  - Here's To The Whore - Julius Sorel Time: 0:19
  - In Mexico - Julius Sorel Time: 0:43
  - Old Granny Cripplecunt - Jim Garland Time: 0:21
  - God Damn Her Old Soul - Jim Garland Time: 0:35
  - I Sent A Rabbit For A Bucket Of Beer - Jim Garland Time: 0:16
  - A Conversation Between President Buchanan And Queen Victoria - Jim Garland Time: 0:41