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Chicago

i used to work in chicago
in a department store,
i used to work in chicago.
but i don't work there any more.

a lady came into the hatshop,
i asked " what kind would you like ?"
" felt " she said, felt i did,
i'll never work there any more.

a lady came in for a waterbottle,
i asked "what kind would you like ? "
" rubber " she said, rub'er i did,
i'll never work there any more.

a lady came in for a sweater,
i asked, "what kind would you like ? "
"jumper " she said, jump'er i did,
i'll never work there any more.

a lady came in for a cake,
i asked " what kind would you like ? "
" layer " she said, lay'er i did,
i'll never work there any more.

a lady came in for a ticket,
i asked" where would you like to so ?"
" bangor " she said, bang'er i did,
i'll never work there any more.

a lady came in fora sleeper,
i asked, " which berth would you like?"
"upper" she said, up'er i did,
i'll never work there any more.
 

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