Cats On The Rooftop
when you wake up in the morning
with the devil of a stand,
from the pressure of the liquid
on the seminary gland,
if you haven't got a woman
use your own horny hand,
as you revel in the joys of masturbation.
singing cats on the rooftop,
cats on the tiles, cats with the clap
and cats with piles, cats with their
assholes wreathed in smiles
as they revel in the joys of fornication.
regimental sergeant major
leads a miserable life,
he can't afford a
mistress,
and he doesn't have a wife,
so he puts it up the bottom
of
the regimental fife,
as he revels in the joys of fornication,...
long-legged curates grind like goats,
pale-faced spinsters shag like
stoats*
and the whole damn world
stands by and gloats,
as they revel ln
the joy of fornication. ..
the ostrich in the desert is a solitary chick,
without the opportunity to
dip its wick,
but whenever it does, it slips in thick,
as he revels in the
joys of fornication,
the elephant's cunt is big and round
a small one scales a thousand pound,
two together rock the ground
as they revel in the joys of fornication,
the donkey is a lonely bloke,
he hardly ever gets a poke,
but when he
docs he lets it soak,
as he revels in the joys of fornication.
- Unknown
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Stag Party In London Vol. 2 (Uncensored Rugby Songs) - Cats On The Rooftops Time: 3:00
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