Whoredean School
we are from whoredean -
whoredean girls are we,
we take no pride in our
virginity,
we take precautions
and avoid abortions
we are from
whoredean school
chorus; la, la....... oye
our house mistress you cannot beat.
she let's us g0 walking in the street.
we sell our titties for threepenny bitties
right outside whoreoean school.
chorus:
our head prefect, her name is jane,
she only likes it now and again,
and again and again.....
we go to whoredean, don't we have pluck
we go to bed without asking a
buck,
try us sometime boys
you may be in luck
for we are from whoredean
school.
our sports mistress she is the best,
teacher us to develop our chest,
so we wear tight sweaters,
and carry french letters,
for we are from
whoredean school.
we are at whoredean each whitsun dance,
we don't wear bras and we don't
wear pants,
we like to give our boyfriends a chance,
for we are from
whoredean school.
our school porter is a fool,
he's only got a teeny weeny tool,
it's all
right for key holes
and little girl's peeholes,
but not much good for
whoredean school.
our school gardener he makes us drool,
he's got a great big whopping,
dirty tool,
all right for tunnels
and queen mary funnels,
and for the
girls of whoredean school.
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Stag Party In London Vol. 2 (Uncensored Rugby Songs) - Whoredean School Time: 2:44
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