Sweet Violets
phillis quat she died in the springtime,
she expired in a terrible fit,
we fulfilled her last dying wish, sir
she was buried in six feet of ...
sweet violets,
sweeter than all the roses,
covered all over from toe to tit
covered
all over with sweet violets
phyllis quat kept a sack in the garden
i was curious i must admit*
one day i stuck in my finger
and pulled it out covered in ...
phyllis quat took a bag to her
boyfriend's
but the bag was old and it split,
now the boy friend and phyllis have parted,
for the bag was packed quite full of ...
i sat on a gold lavatory
in the home of the baron of split
the seat was encrusted with rubies
but as usual the bowl contained ...
one day he attempted an opera
it was hard but the fool wouldn't quit
with his head held aloft
he suddenly coughed
and collapsed in a sis heap of ....
well, now my song it is ended
and i have finished my bit
and if any of you feel offended
you can stick your head in a bucket of....
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Stag Party In London Vol. 2 (Uncensored Rugby Songs) - Sweet Violets Time: 2:52
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