The Ball Of Kerrymuir
four and twenty virgins
came down from inverness,
and when the ball was
over
there were four and twenty less.
singing balls to your
partner,
ass against the wall,.
you never get fucked
on a saturday
night
you'll never get fucked at all.
four and twenty prostitutes
came
up from glockamore
and when the ball was over
they were all of them double
bore. chorus:
the village plumber he was there
he felt an awful fool
he'd come eleven
leagues or more
and forgot to bring his tool. chorus :
there was fucking in the hallways
and fucking in the ricks,
you
couldn't hear the music
for the swishing of the pricks. chorus:
sandy mcpherson he came along,
it was a bloody shame,
me fucked a
lassie forty times
and wouldna take her haim. chorus:
the village idiot he was there,
sitting on a pole,
he pulled his foreskin over his head
and whistled through the mole.
chorus:
mrs, o'maley she was there
she had the crowd in fits
a-jumping off the
mantelpiece
and bouncing off her tits. chorus:
the vicar's wife she was there,
back against the wall
"put your
money on the table, boys,
i'm fit to do ye all." chorus:
so the ball was over
they all went home to rest,
and the music had been
exquisite,
but the shaging was the best. chorus:
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Stag Party In London Vol. 2 (Uncensored Rugby Songs) - The Ball Of Kerrymuir Time: 2:41
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