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If you like the songs below, you can order most of them directly from Oscar Brand here or you can pick up the LPs relatively inexpensively via eBay. 

The Oscar Brand Bawdy Songs and Backroom Ballads series of eight records are usually bowdlerized versions of the really dirty songs. This series was blatantly reproduced -- both words & arrangements -- by FAX records on their party albums.

In addition to the LPs below, see Oscar Brand's CDs.

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  •     Bawdy Songs and Backroom Ballads: Volume 1  
    • Roll Your Leg Over  Time: 2:05
    • No Hips At All  Time: 1:48
    • One-eyed Reilly  Time: 1:40
    • Blow The Candle Out  Time: 1:06
    • Sam Hall  Time: 1:54
    • Limericks  Time: 2:53
    • The Chandler's Wife  Time: 1:33
    • Her Name Was Lil  Time: 1:39
    • Bell Bottom Trousers  Time: 2:01
    • The Sergeant  Time: 1:19
    • Old Joe Clark  Time: 1:28
    • Around Her Neck She Wore A Yellow Ribbon  Time: 1:16
    • Our Goodman  Time: 1:55
    • The Fireship  Time: 2:04
    • Rollin' Down The Mountain  Time: 1:27
  •   Bawdy Songs and Backroom Ballads: Volume 2  
    • Zulaika  Time: 2:12
    • Winnipeg Whore  Time: 1:20
    • Chris Colombo  Time: 1:53
    • Ball O' Yarn  Time: 1:55
    • Squire Of Great Renown  Time: 1:03
    • A Gob Is A Slob  Time: 2:02
    • Limericks  Time: 2:26
    • Erie Canal  Time: 1:38
    • Crusher Bailey  Time: 1:32
    • The Same The 'ole World Over  Time: 1:31
    • The Hermit  Time: 1:41
    • Foggy Dew  Time: 2:13
    • Darby Ram  Time: 1:30
    • Black Eyed Susie  Time: 1:24
  •   Bawdy Songs and Backroom Ballads: Volume 3  
    • Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory  Time: 2:32
    • We Go To College  Time: 0:59
    • The Jolly Tinker  Time: 1:59
    • Bella  Time: 1:39
    • Cats On The Rooftops  Time: 3:40
    • Humoresque  Time: 1:04
    • Ring Dang Doo  Time: 1:27
    • Roll Your Leg Over  Time: 2:10
    • Three Prominent Bastards  Time: 3:40
    • Red Wing  Time: 1:14
    • Ball Of Ballynoor  Time: 1:52
    • She'll Do It Again  Time: 1:36
    • Kafoozalem  Time: 1:56
    • The Bastard King Of England  Time: 2:17
  •   Bawdy Songs and Backroom Ballads: Volume 4  
    • Cindy  Time: 1:59
    • Tom Bolynn  Time: 1:54
    • Plymouth Town  Time: 1:58
    • Two Maidens  Time: 1:52
    • Basket Of Oysters  Time: 1:42
    • Green Grow The Rashes  Time: 1:30
    • The Cuckoo's Nest  Time: 1:56
    • Sweet Violets  Time: 2:12
    • The Money Rolls In  Time: 1:52
    • I Used To Work In Chicago  Time: 1:16
    • The Old Sea Chest  Time: 2:19
    • The Wayward Boy  Time: 1:57
    • Don't Call Me  Time: 2:12
    • Roll Me Over  Time: 1:28
  •   Bawdy Songs and Backroom Ballads: Volume 5. Bawdy Sea Shanties.  
    • You're A Liar [aka Four Old Whores From Winnipeg]  Time: 1:29
    • Good Ship Venus  Time: 2:24
    • We Set Sail  Time: 2:10
    • Can't Ya Dance The Polks  Time: 2:29
    • Bell Bottom Trousers  Time: 3:02
    • A Clean Song  Time: 1:22
    • Johnny Come Down The Hilo  Time: 1:43
    • Turalai  Time: 3:34
    • Backside Rules The Navy  Time: 1:38
    • Blow The Man Down  Time: 2:23
    • Jinny Wren Bride  Time: 2:31
    • Keyhole In The Door  Time: 1:51
    • There's Nothing Else To Do [aka Friggin' In The Riggin']  Time: 1:22
    • Lulu  Time: 1:48
  •   Bawdy Songs and Backroom Ballads: Volume 6. Bawdy Western Songs  
    • The Old Grey Bustle  Time: 1:53
    • Chisholm Trail  Time: 1:53
    • As I Was Out Riding  Time: 1:53
    • The Little Brown Bull  Time: 1:30
    • Charlotte The Harlot  Time: 2:00
    • Pinto Pony  Time: 1:35
    • Blinded By Turds  Time: 1:49
    • In Abilene  Time: 1:43
    • Ride On  Time: 1:21
    • I Ride An Old Paint  Time: 1:59
    • My Love Is A Rider  Time: 2:07
    • Poor Little Angeline  Time: 1:57
    • The Texas Boys  Time: 1:30
    • The Great Big Wheel  Time: 1:58
  •  Bawdy Songs Goes To College  
    • The Girls From Campus Hall  Time: 1:47
    • Four-letter Words  Time: 2:33
    • Study In Anatomy  Time: 2:21
    • Drinks All 'Round  Time: 2:13
    • Seniors In Town Again  Time: 1:37
    • Glorious  Time: 2:10
    • Correspondence [Two Songs: Mother and Was It You Who Did The Pushing]  Time: 1:52
    • The More Vulgar-minded  Time: 1:34
    • Ride On  Time: 1:25
    • The Duchess And The Student  Time: 2:51
    • Old Soldiers Never Die  Time: 2:26
    • Four For Three  Time: 2:53
    • The Codfish Song  Time: 2:01
    • Father's Grave  Time: 1:47
  •  Bawdy Hootenanny  
    • Cindy  Time: 2:00
    • Winnipeg Whore  Time: 1:20
    • Eire Canal  Time: 1:37
    • Money Rolls In  Time: 1:52
    • Charlotte The Harlot  Time: 1:58
    • Chicago  Time: 1:26
    • Gathering Of The Clans  Time: 2:34
    • Susie  Time: 1:26
    • Blinded By Turds  Time: 1:44
    • Don't Call Me  Time: 2:13
    • Roll Me Over  Time: 1:31
    • Plymouth Town  Time: 2:00
    • Chisholm Trail  Time: 1:48
    • Sweet Violets  Time: 2:11
  •   G.I. - American Army Songs  
    • I Don't Want No More Of Army Life  Time: 2:24
    • The Freaking Fusileers  Time: 0:58
    • I'll Tell You Where They Were  Time: 1:53
    • The Raw Recruit  Time: 1:54
    • Beneath A Bridge In Italy  Time: 1:54
    • Mademoiselle From Armentieres  Time: 1:28
    • The Wide Missouri  Time: 1:59
    • The Soldier's Life  Time: 1:42
    • Old Soldiers Never Die  Time: 1:33
    • The G.I. Blues  Time: 2:06
    • The Sergeant  Time: 1:19
    • Roll Me Over  Time: 1:10
    • Home, Boys, Home  Time: 1:48
    • He Ain't Gonna Jump No More  Time: 1:38
    • Around Her Neck  Time: 1:41
    • The Regular Army O  Time: 1:46
    • Follow Washington  Time: 1:05
  •   Tell It To The Marines  
    • Bless'em All  Time: 1:27
    • Call Out the Corps  Time: 1:06
    • Cuts and Guts  Time: 1:26
    • Dinkie Die  Time: 0:49
    • Gee But I Wanna Go Home  Time: 0:58
    • Honey Baby  Time: 0:58
    • Marine's Hymn  Time: 1:03
    • Marine's Hymn [Instrumental]  Time: 0:31
    • Moving On  Time: 1:07
    • Old Number Nine  Time: 1:02
    • Pua Pua  Time: 1:21
    • The Man in the Moon  Time: 0:57
    • The Reserves Lament  Time: 0:49
    • The United States Marines  Time: 0:51
    • Wake Island  Time: 1:23
  •   Out of the Blue  
    • The Flying Fortress  Time: 1:29
    • Will You Go Boom Today  Time: 2:13
    • I Learned About Flying From Them  Time: 2:28
    • Lee's Hoochie  Time: 1:50
    • Air Force Ground Crew  Time: 1:49
    • It's A Shyme  Time: 2:34
    • Pilot's Heaven  Time: 1:54
    • Pilot Of Renown  Time: 1:23
    • Yankee Dollar  Time: 2:34
    • The Pretties Ship  Time: 1:43
    • In Flight Refueling  Time: 2:05
    • New Guinea Strafers  Time: 2:01
    • Stand To Your Glasses  Time: 1:41
    • Our Bomber Flies 10,000 Miles  Time: 2:07
    • Airman's Toast  Time: 0:39
  •   Sing-Along Bawdy Songs & Backroom Ballads  
    • Do They Hang Too Low  Time: 1:22
    • The Gathering Of The Clans  Time: 2:30
    • The Four Letter Words  Time: 2:24
    • Ball Of Yarn  Time: 2:12
    • For The Birds  Time: 2:25
    • Clementine  Time: 2:30
    • The Eighteen Pounder  Time: 1:44
    • The Woodpecker's Hole  Time: 1:19
    • Parties, Banquets And Balls  Time: 2:18
    • Limericks  Time: 2:58
    • Come And Tie My Root Around A Tree (come A Ti Yi Yippee)  Time: 1:52
    • Ta Ra Ra Boom Dee Ay  Time: 2:27
    • Zamboanga  Time: 1:58
    • Sing Hallelujah  Time: 2:29
  •   The Wild Blue Yonder  
    • Into Sound of a Jet  Time: 0:11
    • Save A Fighter Pilot's Ass  Time: 2:27
    • Come And Join The Air Force  Time: 2:05
    • Give Me Operations  Time: 1:50
    • Itazuke Tower  Time: 1:17
    • Sidi Slimane  Time: 1:45
    • Army Air Force Heaven  Time: 1:41
    • Bless 'em All  Time: 1:22
    • Glory Flying Regulations  Time: 2:16
    • The Goddamned Reserves  Time: 1:34
    • Barnacle Bill, The Pilot  Time: 1:39
    • Fighter Pilot's Lament  Time: 1:54
    • I Wanted Wings  Time: 2:13
    • The Poor Co-pilot  Time: 1:24
    • Cigareets And Sake  Time: 1:30
    • Wreck Of The Old Ninety-Seven  Time: 1:54
    • Let's Have A Party  Time: 2:10
    • Closing Jet Sound  Time: 0:21
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    • God Bless The Bastard King  Time: 2:32
    • The Woodpecker's Hole  Time: 1:55
    • None Is Bigger Than Mine  Time: 1:04
    • Maryanne Mccarty  Time: 2:00
    • Hi Ho Kafoozalum  Time: 1:57
    • De Ye Ken John Peel  Time: 2:25
    • The Finest Fucking Family  Time: 1:34
    • My Name It Is Sam Hall  Time: 2:30
    • The Hairs On Her Dicky Dido  Time: 2:05
    • Frigging In The Rigging  Time: 2:28
    • The One-eyed Riley  Time: 1:52
    • All About Turds  Time: 1:57
    • The Ball Of Kerriemuir  Time: 3:37
  • Every Inch A Sailor
    • Destroyer Life  Time: 1:24
    • To A Wave [aka Have A Baby On Me]  Time: 1:13
    • Guantanamo Bay  Time: 1:37
    • The Reuben James  Time: 1:35
    • Steam Torpedo  Time: 1:45
    • Barnacle Bill  Time: 2:03
    • Home, Boys, Home  Time: 2:05
    • The Captain  Time: 1:39
    • Didn't She Ramble  Time: 1:43
    • The Battle Of Ormoc Bay  Time: 1:37
    • Laws Of The Navy  Time: 1:45
    • Sub Division Nine  Time: 1:43
    • Zamboanga [aka The Eagles They Fly High In Mobile]  Time: 1:26
    • We Ain't Going To Sea No More  Time: 1:59

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  • The Wild Blue Yonder [from CD]  
    • Save a Fighter Pilot's Ass  Time: 2:43
    • Come and Join th Air Force  Time: 2:12
    • Give Me Operations  Time: 1:54
    • Itazuke Tower  Time: 1:19
    • Sidi Slimane  Time: 1:48
    • Army Air Force Heaven  Time: 1:45
    • Bless 'Em All  Time: 1:27
    • Glory Flying Regulations  Time: 2:16
    • The Goddamned Reserves  Time: 1:37
    • Barnacle Bill, the Pilot  Time: 1:42
    • Fighter Pilot's Lament  Time: 1:58
    • I Wanted Wings  Time: 2:17
    • The Poor Co-Pilot  Time: 1:26
    • Cigareets and Sake  Time: 1:34
    • Wreck of the Old Ninety-Seven  Time: 1:57
    • Let's Have a Party  Time: 2:32
  •    The Wild Blue Over Vietnam  
    • Put a Nickel on the Grass  Time: 2:26
    • Ubon Tower  Time: 1:48
    • Madame Wei of Cam Rhan Bay  Time: 1:57
    • We're Moving On  Time: 1:51
    • The FAC That Never Returned  Time: 2:31
    • The Flyer From Phucat  Time: 1:36
    • U.S. Air Force Heaven  Time: 1:40
    • Oh, You Saigon Girls  Time: 1:46
    • Give Me Operations  Time: 3:02
    • The Grownd Crew On Parade  Time: 1:44
    • One Morning In Saigon  Time: 2:11
    • Mellow Rose Of Hanoi  Time: 1:39
    • Toorali  Time: 2:45
    • No Fighter Pilots Down In Hell  Time: 1:53
    • Load A Couple Of Tons  Time: 2:22
    • The Money Rolls In  Time: 2:13
    • I Wanted Wings  Time: 1:55
    • Tchepone  Time: 2:47
    • Stand To Your Glasses  Time: 2:13
    • L'Envoi  Time: 0:34
  • Bawdy Songs Rides Again  
    • On The Old Chisholm Trail  Time: 1:49
    • All About Turds  Time: 2:08
    • Let's Have A Party  Time: 1:26
    • God Bless The Bastard King  Time: 2:53
    • Frigging In The Rigging  Time: 2:49
    • Seven Old Ladies  Time: 3:26
    • The Finest Frigging Family  Time: 1:28
    • Mary Ann McCarthy  Time: 1:45
    • Hi Ho Kafoozalum  Time: 2:21
    • I Don't Want To Join the Navy  Time: 2:09
    • The One-Eyed Riley  Time: 1:54
    • The Money Rolls In  Time: 2:42
    • My Name It Is Sam Hall  Time: 1:45
    • The Winnipeg Whore  Time: 1:24
    • The Indian Maid (redwing)  Time: 1:21
    • No Hips At All  Time: 2:29
    • Humoresque  Time: 1:45
    • Do Ye Ken John Peel?  Time: 2:18
    • The Foggy, Foggy Dew  Time: 2:31
    • The Ball of Kerrymuir  Time: 2:02
  • The Best Of The Worst  
    • God Bless The Bastard King  Time: 2:49
    • All About Turds  Time: 2:41
    • None Is Bigger Than Mine  Time: 1:19
    • Frigging In The Rigging  Time: 2:51
    • The Finest Fucking Family  Time: 1:27
    • Hi Ho Kafoozalem  Time: 2:52
    • Do You Ken John Peel  Time: 2:42
    • Maryanne McCarthy  Time: 2:13
    • The Money Rolls In  Time: 2:23
    • The One-Eyed Riley  Time: 1:58
    • The Ball Of Kerriemuir  Time: 3:26

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