Zamboanga
Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga, Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga, Oh, the monkeys got no tails 'cause they were bitten off by whales, Oh, the monkeys have no tails in Zamboanga.
Oh, we won't go back to Subic in the Spring, Oh, we won't go back to Subic in the Spring, The mosquitoes there are too big, And they bite you on the pubic, So, we won't go back to Subic in the Spring.
Oh, the women wear no skirts in Iloilo, Oh, the women wear no skirts in Iloilo, They wear dirty undershirts, But they give until it hurts, Oh, the women wear no skirts in Iloilo.
Oh, the oxen have no feet in Mariveles, Oh, the oxen have no feet in Mariveles, So, they slide it on their seat, And they spend the year in heat, Oh, the oxen have no feet in Mariveles.
Oh, the girls don't smell like roses in Chefoo, Oh, the girls don't smell like roses in Chefoo, But they know a hundred poses, So, come on and hold your noses, Oh, the girls don't smell like roses in Chefoo.
So, we'll all go down to Shanghai in the Fall, Oh, we'll all go down to Shanghai in the Fall, And the goose is sure to hang hai, And the gander's sure to bang hai, And we'll all go down to Shanghai in the Fall.
- Oscar Brand
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Every Inch A Sailor
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