To A Wave
If you're nervous in the service and you don't know what to do,
If you're hurried and you're worried and you're feelin' kind o' blue,
If you're bleary and you're weary and you wish the war was through,
Have a baby on me.
If you're tired of the regimentation,
And you'd like to return to civilization,
I can help you, pretty Wavey,
If you'd like to leave the Navy,
Have a baby on me.
If you're tired of the color that you're wearing every day,
And you'd like to dress in violet or even cruiser grey,
If you'd like to leave the Waves, but you're afraid they'll make you stay,
Have a baby on me.
If you're tired of the work you're allotted,
And you're looking for a discharge...I've got it,
You'll be feeling like a million,
And you'll wind up a civilian,
Have a baby on me.
If you're sick of all the mashers with the braid along the sleeve,
If you gotta act like Garbo just to get a weekend leave,
If you're tired of the Adams who've decided you're their Eve,
Have a baby on me.
Why bother with a two day vacation,
I can get you home for the duration,
You might get a bit distended,
But your troubles would be ended,
Have a baby on me.
- Oscar Brand
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Every Inch A Sailor 
- Destroyer Life Time: 1:24
- To A Wave [aka Have A Baby On Me] Time: 1:13
- Guantanamo Bay Time: 1:37
- The Reuben James Time: 1:35
- Steam Torpedo Time: 1:45
- Barnacle Bill Time: 2:03
- Home, Boys, Home Time: 2:05
- The Captain Time: 1:39
- Didn't She Ramble Time: 1:43
- The Battle Of Ormoc Bay Time: 1:37
- Laws Of The Navy Time: 1:45
- Sub Division Nine Time: 1:43
- Zamboanga [aka The Eagles They Fly High In Mobile] Time: 1:26
- We Ain't Going To Sea No More Time: 1:59
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