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[Ivan Skavinksy Scavar]
A traveling brothel was brought to a town,
By a Russian who came from afar,
And he issued a challenge that he could out-fuck,
Count Ivan Skavinsky Scavar.
Now Abdul had started appoliginating (?) his pair,
And he knelt down to polish his root
When he felt a large root up his dear dung hole shoot,
'Twas Ivan Skavinksy Scavar.
Oh the women all streamed, the men shouted "Queen"
They were ordered apart by the Tsar,
So tight were they stuck that it was the last fuck
Of Abdul and Ivan Scavar.