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In Days of Old
Fuck me! Said the Queen
Nobody moved except the captain of the Guards
Who was slowly masturbating in the corner
Grabbing the Queen by the left shoulder and right buttock
He pulled her on like a well-worn, Wellington boot.
Shit! cried the King,
And forty thousand arseholes strained in earnest
For in those days the King's word was law.
Fuck me cried the Princess
And forty thousand people perished in the rush