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Yesterday
Yesterday.
The vicar came home just to roger me,
Eight hours later he's still on top of me,
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Syphilis.
How the hell did I ever get this?
Oh the pain whenever I take a piss,
Oh I believe in syphilis.
Leprosy.
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Every time I cough things just fall off of me,
Oh I believe in leprosy.
Gonorrhea.
Now it's even spread up to my ear,
How the hell did it ever get here.
Oh I believe in gonorrhea.
Amputees.
You don't even have to spread their knees,
You can slide it in and out with ease,
Oh I believe in amputees.
Birth control.
It's the only way to save your soul,
when you're coming up your girlfriends hole.
Oh I believe in birth control.
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