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Friggin' In The Rigging
It was on the good ship Venus,
by Christ you should've seen us,
the figurehead was a whore in bed,
and a masturbating penis.
The Captain of this sucker
he was a dirty bugger,
he wasn't fit to shovel shit from one place to another.
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Friggin' in the riggin'
Wankin' on the plankin'
Tossin' on the crossin'
'cause there was fuck all else to do.
The Captain's name was Morgan,
by Christ he was a Mormon,
ten tunes a day,
we'd play away on his fucking organ.
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The First Mate's name was Cooper,
By Christ he was a trooper,
He jerked and jerked until he worked himself into a stupor.
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The Second Mate was Andy,
By Christ he had a dandy,
'till they crushed his cock with jagged rocks for coming in the brandy.
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The cabin boy was Kipper,
he was a fucking nipper,
He stuffed his arse with broken glass and circumcised the Skipper.
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The Captains wife was Mabel,
By Christ she wasn't able,
so the dirty shits they nailed her tits across the bar room table.
Chorus
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