The Mayor of Bayswater

The Mayor Of Bayswater

The Mayor of Bayswater
has got a pretty daughter,
and the hairs of her dicky dido hang down to her knees.

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One black one,
one white one,
and one with a bit of shite on,
and the hairs of her dicky dido hang down to her knees.

If she were my daughter
I'd have them cut shorter,
and the hairs of her dicky dido hang down to her knees.

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I've smelt if, I've felt it,
it's like a bit of velvet,
and the hairs of her dicky dido hang down to her knees.

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I've seen it, I've seen it,
I've been in between it,
and the hairs of her dicky dido hang down to her knees.

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You'd need a coal miner,
to find her vagina,
and the hairs of her dicky dido hang down to her knees.

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She lives on a mountain,
and cums like a bloody fountain,
and the hairs of her dicky dido hang down to her knees.

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