Seven Old Ladies
oh, dear, what can the matter be,
seven old ladies locked in the lavatory
they were there from sunday to saturday
nobody knew they were there.
they said they were going to
tea with
the vicar,
they went in together,
they thought it was quicker,
rut the lavatory door was a bit of a sticker,
and the vicar had tea all
alone.
the first was the wife of a deacon in dover,
and though she was known
as a bit of a rover,
she liked it so much that
she thought she'd stay over,
and nobody knew she was there.
the next old lady was old mrs. bickle,
she found herself in a
desperate pickle,
shut in a pay booth, she hadn't a nickel,
and nobody
knew she was there,
the next was the mayor of chichester's daughter
who went in to pass some
superfluous water,
she pulled on the chain
and the rising tide caught
her,
and nobody knew she was there.
the next old lady was
abigal humphrey,
who settled inside to make herself comfy,
and then
she found out
she could not get her bum free
and nobody knew she was
there.
the next old lady was elizabeth spender,
who was doing all right
till a vagrant suspender
got all twisted up in her feminine splendor,
and nobody knew she was
there,
but another old lady was mrs, mcbligh.
went in with a
bottle to booze on the sly,
she jumped on the seat
and fell in with a
cry,
and nobody knew she was there.
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Stag Party in London Vol. 1 (Uncensored Rugby Songs) - Seven Old Ladies Time: 3:14
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