Susan Was A Lady
there was an old farmer who sat on a rock,
a waving and shaking his big hairy
...fists at the ladies next door at the ritz.
who taught all their children to play with their
...kite strings and marbels and all things galore.
along comes a lady who looks like a
...decent young lady who walks like a duck
she thinks she's invented a new way to
...bring up the children to sew and to knit
the boys in the stables are shoveling
...litter and paper from yesterdays hunt
while old farmer potter is having some
...cake in the stables and singing this song
if you think this bawdy you're bloody well wrong,
suzanne was a lady with plenty of class
who knocked the boys dead when she wriggled her
...eyes at the fellows as girls sometimes do
to make it quite plain that she wanted to
...go for a walk or a stroll through the grass
then hurry back home for a nice piece of
...ice cream and cake and a piece of roast duck
and after this meal she was ready to
...go for a walk or a stroll on the dock
with any young man with a sizeable
...roll of green bills and a pretty good front
and if he talked softly she would show him her
...little pet dog who is subject to fits
and maybe let him grab a hold of her
...little white hand with a movement so quick
then she'd lean over and tickle his
...chin while she showed what she once learned in france
and asked the poor fellow to take off his
...coat while she sang "of the mandalay shore "
for whatever she was, suzanne was no bore.
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