In Mobile
in mobile, in
mobile
oh the eagles they fly high in mobile
oh the eagles they fly high
and
they shit right in your eye
it's a good job pigs don't fly in mobile.
...oh the privates wash the
dishes in mobile
oh the privates wash the dishes
and they dry them on
their britches
oh the dirty sons of bitches in mobile
...there's a shortage of good
whores in mobile
there's a shortage of good whores
but there's key
holes in the doors
and there's knot holes in the floors in mobile.
...oh the seargent is
a bugger in mobile
oh the seargent is a bugger
and the cop'ral is
another
and they bugger one another in mobile.
...they drink their whiskey
neat in mobile.
they drink their whiskey neat in mobile*
them off ther
feet
and they cannot get a beat in mobile.
oh I chased the colonels daughter
and i banged her when I caught her
now his daughter's got a daughter in mobile.
...oh the cows are all dead in mobile
oh the cows they are all dead
so they milk the bulls instead
'cause the bastards must be fed in mobile.
...there's no paper in the bogs in mobile
there's no paper in the bogs
they just sit there till it clogs
then they saw it off in logs in mobile.
...there is quite a situation up at yale
there is quite a situation
they rely on masturbation
it's a hell of a situation up at yale,
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Stag Party in London Vol. 1 (Uncensored Rugby Songs) - In Mobile Time: 2:02
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